Category Archives: Dinosaur jokes

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if she answers, it’s female.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There’s nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That’s when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.

Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police force? They can’t hide behind billboards.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!