Category Archives: Dinosaur jokes

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !

What followed the dinosaur ? It’s tail !

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !

What’s red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.