Category Archives: Dentist jokes

Did you get your money? ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient’s home. “Not a cent,” growled the dentist, “and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!”

Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside.”

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?” The … Continue reading →

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.” “Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?” “Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.”

Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: “Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

Gerald: “Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?” Mabel: “Yes, the dentist.”

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth. The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”