Category Archives: Dance jokes

Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down

Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

What is a duck’s favorite dance ? The quackstep !

What is a frog’s favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”

Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean “Liner”

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i’m gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She … Continue reading →

Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!

What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

Why don’t dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !