Category Archives: Dance jokes

Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That … Continue reading →

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop

Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)

Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!

Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don’t know, I never met him.