Category Archives: Criminal jokes

t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant. “That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing … Continue reading →

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong – vict !

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !

What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !

Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

Who was the world’s greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !