Category Archives: Cowboy jokes

Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. “Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, “who are you?” “My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy. ” … Continue reading →

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking lot,” … Continue reading →