Category Archives: Cowboy jokes
Why did the cowboy’s car stop?
Why did the cowboy’s car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.
What sickness do cowboys
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, “Can you get me a nice gentle pony?” “Shore,” said the cowboy. “What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?” “What’s … Continue reading
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each … Continue reading
Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. “What’d Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?” asked Swint. “Pair of cufflinks,” said Fess. “But I ain’t got no use for them. I can’t even find … Continue reading
The swing doors of the Wild
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. “All right!” he raged, “all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?” The huge figure of Black Jake, … Continue reading