A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn. Ah’d be [...]
Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” “None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.” [...]
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. “He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” “Not Tex,” the second cowboy replied. “He’ll always be just a good [...]
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if [...]
Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.
What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse’s name is Friday!
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !