Category Archives: Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!

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What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!

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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!

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What is a cow’s favorite lunch

What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat? Bullogna

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What has four legs and goes, “Oom! Oom!”?

What has four legs and goes, “Oom! Oom!”? A cow walking backwards!

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What happens when the cows refuse to be

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody’s herd.

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