Category Archives: Computer jokes

Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses “windows”.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer. You’re just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a computer. My goodness, you’d better come to my surgery right away! I can’t, my power cable won’t reach that far.

Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I’m afraid not. I’m only able to type with one hand as it is.

Who sits on Cinderella’s keyboard? Buttons.

You’re spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they’ve always been blue!