Category Archives: Clinton jokes

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash … Continue reading →

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the … Continue reading →

Q: What’s Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you’ve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family–you’re happy.

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all … Continue reading →

Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

Q: Why aren’t Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President–I’ll remove the mirrors right away.

Q: How is Clinton’s health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.