Category Archives: Children jokes

Son to his father as they watch television: “Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel.”

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don’t want three school dinners, one is more than enough !

Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don’t show it to Dad. He’s been helping me !

Father: You’ve got 4 D’s and a C on your report. Son: “Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !”

Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn’t learn anything today then !

A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he replies To this his friend responds, “Strange ambition to have for … Continue reading →

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had … Continue reading →

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her … Continue reading →

Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !