Category Archives: Cat jokes

Teacher: Name four members of the cat

Posted on March 22, 2009 by admin

Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

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Why are black cats such good singers?

Posted on March 21, 2009 by admin

Why are black cats such good singers? They’re very mewsical.

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to

Posted on March 20, 2009 by admin

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !

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What is a black cat’s favourite TV show

Posted on March 19, 2009 by admin

What is a black cat’s favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !

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What’s furry, has whiskers and

Posted on March 18, 2009 by admin

What’s furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !

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What did the black cat say

Posted on March 17, 2009 by admin

What did the black cat say to the fish ? I’ve got a bone to pick with you !

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Posted on March 16, 2009 by admin

Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

Posted on March 15, 2009 by admin

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

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Why did the cat sleep under the

Posted on March 14, 2009 by admin

Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin

Posted on March 13, 2009 by admin

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

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