Category Archives: Car and train jokes

Q) What’s worse than raining

Posted on December 28, 2008 by admin

Q) What’s worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!

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Q: What do you call a laughing

Posted on December 27, 2008 by admin

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha

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What do you call a group of cars ?

Posted on December 26, 2008 by admin

What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !

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What do you call someone who draws funny

Posted on December 25, 2008 by admin

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

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What do you call a person who falls onto

Posted on December 24, 2008 by admin

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

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What do you call a pretend railway

Posted on December 23, 2008 by admin

What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !

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Why did the man put his car in the

Posted on December 22, 2008 by admin

Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.

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What did the man put on his car when

Posted on December 21, 2008 by admin

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

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What is a banged-up used

Posted on December 20, 2008 by admin

What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.

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What did the big carburettor say to the

Posted on December 20, 2008 by admin

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? “Don’t inhale so fast or you’ll choke.”

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