Category Archives: Cannibal jokes
Which is the only day you
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Why was the
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Why did the Scottish cannibal
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!
What happened when the cannibal bit off a
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
What happened when the cannibal got a
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What do sick cannibals have for
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he’s always coming back!
Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl
Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!