What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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When do cannibals cook you?
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
Why was the cannibal expelled
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife? He was an aunteater.
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.
First Cannibal: “Have you seen the
First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?” Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
What happened to the entertainer who did
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they’re headcases !
What happened to
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!