Category Archives: Bus jokes

Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!

Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake !

‘Is everyone in the bus?’ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‘No,’ called a lady, ‘wait until I get my clothes on. All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She … Continue reading →

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.

What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!

Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they’re stopping to let the passengers off.

Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!

Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn’t hurt yourself? Yes – I was trying to get to the back of the bus.