Category Archives: Bus jokes
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.
Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York,
Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I’m in the bus queue, aren’t I?
How do eels get around the
How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.
Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to
Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn’t fit through the door.
Q: What is a bus ?
Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
Which end of a bus is it best to get
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.