Category Archives: Burger jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under

Posted on March 25, 2009 by admin

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it’s a FAST food!

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Why aren’t burgers too

Posted on March 24, 2009 by admin

Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!

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Why are hamburgers essential to

Posted on March 23, 2009 by admin

Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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Who wins most of the medals for bravery in

Posted on March 22, 2009 by admin

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!

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Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie

Posted on March 21, 2009 by admin

Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

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Who is the hamburgers’ favourite

Posted on March 20, 2009 by admin

Who is the hamburgers’ favourite actress? Candice Berger!

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Who do hamburgers love on TV?

Posted on March 19, 2009 by admin

Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!

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Who can beat any burger at golf?

Posted on March 18, 2009 by admin

Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!

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Who are the hamburgers favourite

Posted on March 17, 2009 by admin

Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!

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Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger

Posted on March 16, 2009 by admin

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

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