Category Archives: Burger jokes
Why were the burgers in the
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
Why was the burger thrown out of the
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster)
Why is President Carter important to
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why do the hamburgers
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do hamburgers make good
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They’re great at the plate!
Why do hamburgers feel sad at
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime!
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!
Why did the pro football player from the
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!