Brother: Which is farther away-
Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.
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Sister: Mom wants you to come in
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?’
Do robots have sisters ?
Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !
My sister
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
How do you know if your little
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
Mother: Jared, get your little
Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!
A little demon came
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s guts. ‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your sandwiches again.
Why did your
Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
Teacher: What’s this a
Teacher: What’s this a picture of ? Class: Don’t know, Miss. Teacher: It’s a kangaroo. Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them’
My sister is so dim she thinks that
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.