Category Archives: Blonde jokes

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, … Continue reading →

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead … Continue reading →

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew … Continue reading →

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!

There’s a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting “57, 57, 57.” A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play … Continue reading →

Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, “READY, AIM” and the brunette yells “TORNADO!” All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it’s … Continue reading →