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Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, “You’re soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit.” The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, “You’re slimy, [...]
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !
There were those three guys, a
There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours. Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He was told that they were [...]
Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
Two blind man at a cinema: “Can you see
Two blind man at a cinema: “Can you see something ?” “No”. “Then let’s go in front !”
A teacher at a
A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school’s soccer team to an “away game”. They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a [...]
A snake
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind [...]
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
How do you make a Venetian blind?
How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye