Category Archives: Birthday jokes
Why was the birthday cake as hard
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the boy feel warm on his
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
For his birthday the monster asked for a
For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
Were any famous men born on your
Were any famous men born on your birthday? “No, only little babies.”
When is a birthday cake like a golf
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.
What does a cat like
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Man l: “I got my wife a VCP
Man l: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday” Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?” Man 1: “No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!”
This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.
This birthday cake certainly is crunchy. “Maybe you should spit out the plate!”
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday
What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!