Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to
Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I’ve got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven’t. I’ve just dropped it.
Archive for the 'Birthday jokes' Category
Did you hear about the time
Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.
Charley wanted to buy Farley a
Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type ‘Happy Birthday
What does a clam do on
What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!
Why was the monster standing on his head at
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Why does the monster act wild
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He’s trying to age disgracefully!
Why did you buy me
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you always get
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt
Cat: “What did you get him for his
Cat: “What did you get him for his birthday?” Dog: “Pant . . . pant!” Cat: “Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!”