Category Archives: Bird jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs

Posted on August 27, 2008 by admin

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

Posted on August 26, 2008 by admin

What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

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Why does a rooster watch TV ?

Posted on August 25, 2008 by admin

Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

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What do you get if you cross a chicken

Posted on August 24, 2008 by admin

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

Posted on August 23, 2008 by admin

Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

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What do you get from a drunk chicken ?

Posted on August 22, 2008 by admin

What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

Posted on August 21, 2008 by admin

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

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How do you stop a rooser crowing

Posted on August 20, 2008 by admin

How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !

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What did the baby

Posted on August 19, 2008 by admin

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? ‘Dad, dad, look what marma-laid’ !

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What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’

Posted on August 18, 2008 by admin

What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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