Category Archives: Biologist jokes

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them with a sack over each bird and only the … Continue reading →

While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd “Jimmy” and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. Suprisingly, they … Continue reading →

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I … Continue reading →

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, “Jump, frog, jump!” The frog jumped across the room. The biologist measured the distance, then noted in … Continue reading →

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers…)

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly prudish mother, “the stork brought you to us.” “Oh,” said the boy, “and how did you and daddy get … Continue reading →

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts … Continue reading →