Category Archives: Biologist jokes
An 8th grade boy was doing some
An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, “Father, how many wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?” “The honest father replies, “Oh, I would say at least half of … Continue reading
Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska
Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his 7 days in the field, he would return to the small town and spend a day … Continue reading
A logger is driving down the highway and
A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tape measure is not long enough so one botanist stands on the shoulders of the other and attempts … Continue reading
Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician
Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products in a little field bag – nail polish, hair care products, gels, creams and so on. … Continue reading
Dan had been studying whales for over 20
Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had proved that … Continue reading
A wildlife biologist crew
A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were … Continue reading
A pair of biologists are studying terns on a
A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the island, they are shot at by a group of thugs operating a pot farm. This happens several … Continue reading
A young wildlife biologist got fired from
A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. “You know what a crew boss is?” he asked. “The one who stands around and watches everyone else … Continue reading
How many biologists does
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
How many evolutionists does it take to
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.