Q: what’s a biologists definition of a
Q: what’s a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck
Archive for the 'Biologist jokes' Category
Do molecular biologists
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?’
A couple of biologists had twins.
A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
Q: How so you call a
Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.
A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a
A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says That’ll be 80p [ATP]!”
A biologist had been
A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor [...]
A biologist from the North Pole was showing
A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, “I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question–how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?” “I bet you use [...]
There were these two Engineers who decided
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind [...]
A wildlife biologist is working in the
A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He’s camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small limp dog, franticly runs into his camp. “Please, please help me! I think something has happened [...]
A University had advertised for two
A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants - a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that [...]