Category Archives: Bicycle jokes

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: ‘I didn’t think we’d make it! Jill replied, ‘Nor did I – what a good thing I kept the … Continue reading →

What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.

A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, ‘Don’t you know how to ride a bike?’ ‘Yes,’ … Continue reading →

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard. “Sand,” said the cyclist. “Get them off … Continue reading →

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.