Category Archives: Bicycle jokes

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -”Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -”What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.” -”Ah, you’re … Continue reading →

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. “Don’t you know how to ride that yet?” he roared. “Oh yes!” shouted Brad over his shoulder. “It’s the bell I can’t … Continue reading →

Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. ‘Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off? It was a vicious cycle.

I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?’

Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes, said the gym teacher. “Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy.” “I’m freewheeling, sir.”