Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.
Archive for the 'Bicycle jokes' Category
What did the bicycle call its
What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !
Which Elizabethan
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
Why can’t an elephant ride a
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.
A math student who used to come to the
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “It’s a `thank you’ present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve been tutoring. But [...]