Category Archives: Beauty jokes

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it’s not on her head.

She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice – they can’t believe it the first time.

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t pretty and wasn’t ugly ? She was pretty ugly’

Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‘oink, oink ‘!

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother’s ear. ‘Johnny, how many times have I told you,’ said his mother, ‘ it’s rude to whisper. If you have something … Continue reading →

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said “Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?, I’ve never seen anyone so hideous as you before” “Young man” she replied. ” I didn’t come here … Continue reading →

My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!said Miss Conceited. Then he’s right said her little brother.Sophia Loren? “No-spaghetti!

A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‘Dad, dad’ he said, ‘there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face’ ‘Tell him you’ve already got one,’ said his father !

What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:’