Category Archives: Bath jokes
What kind of bath can you take without
What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the clerk. ‘I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !
May: What position does your brother play in
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !
Stan: I won 92
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and
What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went … Continue reading
Mum, does God use the
Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are you still in there?’
My mother says I look just like an
My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.
Are you going to take a bath?
Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.