Category Archives: Banana jokes

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.