Category Archives: Banana jokes

What’s yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.