Archive for the 'Banana jokes' Category

What is a ghost favorite fruit ?

What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

What is long and yellow and always points

What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

Why is a banana peel on the

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

What is the difference between a banana and a

What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the easiest way to make a

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

What did the boy banana say to the girl

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? “You have a lot of appeal.”

What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up

What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What would you call two

What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.