Category Archives: Baby jokes

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I pure polar bear?” The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, … Continue reading

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Dewey and Odell met

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. “Say,” said Dewey, “Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin’ ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?” “Uh huh,” answered Odell. “We went and adopted us a little … Continue reading

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Q: How many baby sitters

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

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Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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Three men were discussing at a bar about

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the … Continue reading

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Mum, is it true my baby sister came

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.

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Why did the baby monster put his father

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

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When a baby is learning to eat,

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

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What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?

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