What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !
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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !
How does a baby ghost cry?
How does a baby ghost cry? “Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”
Why does a mother carry
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can’t carry the mother.
I got a letter from my sister.
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can’t dress themselves.
Little Johnny ’s next door neighbors had a baby.
Little Johnny ’s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to [...]
A family of ducks were
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met [...]
Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn
Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper?
Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand !!