Category Archives: Aardvark jokes

Who won the animal race?

Posted on November 11, 2008 by admin

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

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What did the aardvark say when he lost

Posted on November 10, 2008 by admin

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em!

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Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks

Posted on November 9, 2008 by admin

Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t? Aardvarks don’t have trunks!

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What do you call an aardvark that writes

Posted on November 8, 2008 by admin

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

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What do you call an aardvark good with a light

Posted on November 7, 2008 by admin

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

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What do you call a thick-skinned

Posted on November 6, 2008 by admin

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!

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What do you call an aardvark that plays

Posted on November 5, 2008 by admin

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

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What do you call a pickled aardvark?

Posted on November 4, 2008 by admin

What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying

Posted on November 3, 2008 by admin

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!

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What do you call an aardvark outside

Posted on November 2, 2008 by admin

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

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