Category Archives: Aardvark jokes

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf? A paredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he’s got ants in his pants!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!