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The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring … Continue reading →

1. You look older than you really are.

On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, “”What kind of “”ese”” are you?

“”I can’t believe my terrible fate,”” cried Cu Teo. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied “”My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesn’t know how to drink or gamble.””

A man was being interviewed for a job.

A soldier in Vietnam saw a local man coming down the road with his wife behind him with a bicycle loaded with all their worldly possessions. The soldier asked him why he carried nothing but a cigarette and his wife … Continue reading →

Vietnamese Convertible Joke

This guy went into the bar Friday night and ordered three beers, in fact every Friday night he went into the bar and ordered three beers and drank them all by himself. Three beers…every Friday night. Not 2. Never 4. … Continue reading →

One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story….

Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “”What’s in the bags?””