Monthly Archives: April 2009

Cigar in the Mouth

Posted on April 10, 2009 by admin

An American GI was fighting in Vietnam. One day he received 2 letters from home, one letter comes from his mom asking for his picture, one letter comes from his girl friend also asking for his picture.

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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool

Posted on April 9, 2009 by admin

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: “Did you notice the small dongs on the rich … Continue reading →

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Funny Korean cute femal teacher

Posted on April 8, 2009 by admin

You gotta watch this funny video Funny Korean cute femal teacher po tay voi co giáo

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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking

Posted on April 8, 2009 by admin

Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he takes … Continue reading →

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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.

Posted on April 7, 2009 by admin

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says “Doctor, I want to put her on the pill.” The Doctor says “Why?!? Is she sexually active?” The guy says “Nah, she just lies there like her … Continue reading →

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One afternoon a little boy was playing

Posted on April 5, 2009 by admin

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the … Continue reading →

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Two fleas where running across the top of a

Posted on April 5, 2009 by admin

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? “Why are we running so fast ?” said one Because it says “Tear along the dotted line”

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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?

Posted on April 5, 2009 by admin

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren’t upright, they’re grand.

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First witch: My beauty

Posted on April 5, 2009 by admin

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

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I told you not to let those pigs In my office.

Posted on April 5, 2009 by admin

I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what’s happened. They’ve eaten all the dates off my calendar!

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