Monthly Archives: April 2009

One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell … Continue reading →

During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.

My uncle Jack served in the late 60s on the aircraft carrier USS Ranger, CVA-61, in the Tonkin Gulf off the east coast of Vietnam. Having spent his youth with Ham radio, he became an electronics technician. He came aboard … Continue reading →

An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life.

Note: The characters’ speech should be spoken in a fake Asian accent. The r’s and l’s should be merged into an intermediate sound.

A Vietnamese couple who has been married for twenty years went to the wedding reception of a close comrade’s daughter. During the ring exchange ceremony, the husband started to cry profusely.

Two Vietnamese refugees have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, “”I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.””

Desert Storm Is Not Another Vietnam

MILWAUKEE (UPI)–Law enforcement officials report an ongoing investigation into leads linking mass murder suspect Jeffrey Dahmer with dozens of unsolved incidents in a score of countries and several historical periods.

Let’s talk again about an all-too-familiar subject: Ho Chi Minh and his ghastly credos. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this letter and to Minh himself. There are no two ways about it; I … Continue reading →