Monthly Archives: March 2009

Two bishops were

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Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. “I didn’t sleep with my wife before I was married,” said one clergyman self-righteously, “Did you?” “I don’t know,” said the other. “What was her maiden name?”

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !

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Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.

Posted on March 30, 2009 by admin

Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.” The woman replies, “Yes. Now, … Continue reading →

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How do you know that there’s a monster in your

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How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath? You can’t get the shower curtain closed.

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot

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What is the golden rule for cows?

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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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How can you tell an Italian witch

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !

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What makes an ideal present for

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What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”

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