Monthly Archives: March 2009
What did the ice cream say
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? “Hey, what’s eating you?”
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school’
This woman is visiting in Israel
This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn’t read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the … Continue reading
Married life
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Why do hamburgers make good
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They’re great at the plate!
Why do hamburgers feel sad at
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
How do you know when there is a snowman in
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
When does a dog go “moo” ?
When does a dog go “moo” ? When it is learning a new language !
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.