What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !
Archive for March, 2009
What kind of dog chases anything
What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
How do you start an insect race ?
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
This woman goes into a dentist’s office,
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.” The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have a baby!” To which the dentist replies: “Make up your mind, I have [...]
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
What is the most
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
What’s the witches favourite pop group
What’s the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !