Monthly Archives: March 2009

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !

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What kind of dog chases anything

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What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !

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How do you start an insect race ?

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How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea – go

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This woman goes into a dentist’s office,

Posted on March 31, 2009 by admin

This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.” The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have … Continue reading →

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

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How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

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Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!

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What is the most

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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !

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What’s the witches favourite pop group

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What’s the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !

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