Monthly Archives: February 2009

Republicans help the poor during

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your

MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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I’ve never been much on fashion, but got

I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise … Continue reading

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Recently, Germany

Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the core examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running many arduous tests on these … Continue reading

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When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, ‘Well done’!

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What’s the best thing about deadly snakes ?

What’s the best thing about deadly snakes ? They’ve got poisonality !

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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? “Well, doggone !”

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A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk

A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her … Continue reading

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Why did the rabbit have trouble

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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What kind of bees hum and drop

What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !

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