Monthly Archives: February 2009
A market researcher called at a house and his
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if … Continue reading
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, “Gee, you’re dumb, Mom. You don’t know anything.” “Now, son,” scolded Bentley, “you musn’t be picky about your mother’s little faults.”
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
Why did the auditor cross the
Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.
Have you heard about the goodweather
Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, “Monster, monster, what are you doing here?” The monster said, “Well, boss, they hanged me … Continue reading
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.
My Aunt Maud had so many candles
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
What kind of cat should you take into the
What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !